Gay adventures in Silom (part 2, final)

'They complain about their families, and how they are under pressure to get married. I advise them to tell their parents that they are gay, and can't have children - and to ask a psychiatrist to write a note confirming as much.'

However, a few persistent ones do ask Mr Innocent to see them again, and perhaps to have s*ex. Because he knows gays are sensitive, he does not tell them no directly.

Posters who left responses say that young men can still be gay, even if they have not yet had any form of s*exual contact with a male.

A woman who left a response asked to speak directly.

'Forgive me if this sounds impolite, but I think you're gay, because gays greet you.'

Mr Innocent countered, saying that he can't be gay, because a friend reckoned he reached only 75% on his gay meter. He reckons that a man who owned gay movies, or had kissed another man, or felt like s*ex with a male, would be at least 85-90% gay. He did not fall into any of those categories, and was a virgin, so was still in the clear.