Why gays make the best friends

Ten reasons why straight men should befriend gays. Here's a list left at the Pantip webboard. The author doesn't say if he's a guy or a girl...but judging by the last item on the list, he's probably gay.

1. He's a lively companion if you're going out.

2. He won't go after your girlfriend.

3. He will invite you out for exercise, which will improve your general shape and condition, and make you more attractive to women.

4. He will help you choose suitable women, because he can look at a woman and tell what she's like.

5. He will help you cool down when you get on edge, such as when you are in a tense encounter with other males...he will act as the middle-man, negotiating a sensible way out.

6. He will make you more interesting to women, by advising on how to improve your style and personal appearance.

7. He will make your room look more attractive, orderly and clean.

8. He will keep away closet gays who have only bad intentions.

9. He is happy to listen to your woes, whenever you want to unload.

10. When you're drunk and out to the world, he will give you pleasure. When you wake up the next day, you won't know anything happened.

Readers who left comments said the last item looked scary. One suggested an addition to the list:

11. He will look for opportunities to become more than just a friend, whenever you slip up...