Sunday, 18 January 2009

Off to church, eyes off the priest

Mr T, the young man from the North who works at the local 7-11, has asked me to church this morning.

T is a Catholic, and tries to visit church every week. The last time I dropped in to the 7-11, we chatted about his religion, after I noticed him wearing a cross.

'Do you go to church often?' T asked.

T wears his hair in a Korean-style hairdo, long down the sides of his face. His chest is bony, and he pulls at his pants nervously when we talk.

'Hardly ever...I went to a tiny Christian church in the market here once. Middle-aged women were learning Chinese. It looked like a happy-clappy church.'

The church in Talad Phlu

T says he has been to several local churches, none of them particularly grand. The congregation is mainly Thai.

I shall have to ask him tomorrow when he started observing Christianity, or whether he was brought up that way.

With the exception of that poky little place in the market, I have not been inside a real church since I left the West to live in Thailand more than eight years ago.

It's about time this sinner returned to the fold of a warm, friendly congregation, though I am nervous about what awaits.

I am not a Catholic, but no one else in church will know that. But will they try to button-hole me as their only farang churchgoer, and ask me to spread the word?

T says he enjoys taking the bread in his mouth which the priest hands out at communion.

If he invites me to join him at communion, I might have to decline, as it's not part of my faith.

On the other hand, it's been a while since a man put anything in my mouth, so why not?

Today T called me with instructions where to meet. 'Wait for me at 8.30, outside the 7-11, if you like,' he suggested. 'I will come and get you.'

I wondered if I would be able to get up in time.

'What do I wear?' I asked.

He laughed. 'No special dress.'

Before I leave I shall have to look up the Thai words for Bible, congregation, and priest. Then I'll be right...well, that's what I am telling myself anyway.

At that early hour of the day, my mind is barely functioning, but I will have to make sure I am fed, watered, washed and dressed by 8.30 if we are to make it to church on time.

Another unsettling thought has just occurred to me. Do I have to sing?

4 comments:

  1. I also haven't been to church in more than 5-6 years. I don't remember the last time i went. Even though my religion is fairly accepting of gays, i still have some trouble bringing myself to go. Maybe this will inspire me :P

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  2. Judging by recent comments from the pope, the old Nazi might not be welcoming gays into his church.
    There are hundreds of religions on this planet & they can't all be right. More likely, the Catholic church is just a long running money making scam.
    A visit to the Vatican will confirm how much wealth they have creamed off over the centuries.
    But do go if you must.

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  3. Neil: I have never sung church music in Thai before.

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